NEED HELP ASAP PLEASE!!?

I need to take out a loan for people with bad credit, no up front fees (as have no money atm) and no granters, Also allows credit defaults (missed a couple of payments on my phone contract and am now 2 months behind) and if th is impossible, a way of making at least �100 cash in about 2-3 days! PLEASE HELP THIS IS REALLY WORRYING ME!